jeez these new generations of E. Coli have been growing up so strangely!
…i blame the media
Are you an electron, because you’re turning me on
Are you undergoing cell division? Cuz I'd live to see your cleavage.
I’m going to use this.
(Probably not actually, because that’s not how i roll… Still funny though)
If you had radioactive C. elegans and it gave you superpowers what superpowers would those be?
I feel like hermaphroditic powers would not be that appealing….
What books would be like without net neutrality